1. Riley is NOT, I repeat NOT allergic to bee stings! How do we know this? He and his cousin Ethan were throwing rocks at my parent's fence. Unfortunately, there was a beehive at the bottom of the fence and the bees did not appreciate having rocks thrown at their home. Here's what happened:
- The bees came out mad and stung the boys.
- The boys ran in my parents home screaming.
- While trying to figure out why the boys were screaming, Riley announces "they're crawling all over me!"
- My dad took off Riley's shirt and released the stuck bees.
- To thank him, they stung both he and my mom.
- After killing the rest of the bees, there was finally time to assess the damage: Riley – 6 bee stings, Ethan – 2 bee stings, mom – 1 bee sting, dad – 1 bee sting.
This was Riley's first bee sting. Aren't we lucky that he's not allergic! It could have been a really scary situation, rather than a mildly funny one.
2. The best way to not get in trouble for throwing rocks at the fence? Get stung by six bees!
3. I'm not good at waxing my legs! Actually, I just can't read directions properly and that is apparently a bad thing when you are trying to wax your legs! (update: I now have a rash to match my beautiful bruises! I guess I'M allergic!) Oh, well, they'll heal … I guess that's what vanity will get me!
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